“So when you ask me why I want to do this, my answer is because I know what kind of guy I want to be.”— Chloe Domont, Zach Robbins, Spencer Strasmore, Dwayne Johnson, imdb.com
“Can you believe the zoo wouldn’t let me borrow their white tiger? I mean, the nerve! Philip Seymour Hoffman is going to be sitting at the back of the party thinking, ‘Look at that guy. He couldn’t even get a big cat.’”— Kay Cannon, Schmidt, Max Greenfield, imdb.com
“I'm basically your stuffy, buttoned down sort of guy, you're a free-spirited, adventurous mouse-painting, moon-howling sort of girl!”— Rob Greenberg, Frasier Crane, Kelsey Grammer, imdb.com
“I think that everyone can change if the right person comes along, and I think that every girl wants to be the right person. Every girl wants to be the one girl that can change that guy.”— Lauren Conrad, imdb.com
“You're such a guy. When I get pissed I say stuff I don't mean all the time: I hate you. I faked it. You're hung like a grape.”— Lauren Gussis, Debra Morgan, Jennifer Carpenter, imdb.com
“Ray: Oh God, it tastes worse than it smells! Pam: Man, if I had a nickel for every time I heard a guy say that... I'd have eight nickels!”— Adam Reed, Pam (voice), Amber Nash, imdb.com
“Hanna, the last word a guy wants a girl to describe him with is 'sweet.'”— Joseph Dougherty, Caleb Rivers, Tyler Blackburn, imdb.com
“How do you break up two blind guys fighting? Yell, "My money's on the guy with the knife!"”— ck_9900, reddit.com
“I saw the girl i had sex with on Halloween yesterday, I don't know why she was still dressed up as a guy though...”— ARSONAL_215, reddit.com
“I don't come up with this stuff, I just forward it along. You wouldn't arrest the guy who was just passing drugs from one guy to another.”— B.J. Novak,, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.com
“You let him get away with as much bad behavior as he wants because you’re too afraid to call him out on it and risk losing him.”— Sabrina Alexis, amazon.com