“Am I that pigeon, cradling my bread snack in the crook of my neck because this train is too crowded to unpin my hands from my sides?”Tagged: LOL, Trash Animals
“He decided to give us a gift horse, a perfect, evergreen tweet; I should pull my head from its mouth and enjoy the ride.”Tagged: LOL, Billy Ray Cyrus, Twitter
“The hellmouth reportedly wrenched open on Third Avenue near 183rd Street in the Bronx.”Tagged: LOL, Weird News, Rats