Craig DiGregorio

31 quotes

“She wants me to transform, like a Transformer.”

“I hate myself... and you don't.”

“You can say 'fat,' you say it all the time.”

Tagged: fat, Vocal

“You're the fucking monster who has been torturing me everyday.”

“Everyone is constantly telling me that I look like a kindergarten teacher.”

“He's a full frickin' beefcake psycho.”

“And the millennial pulls out the bully card.”

“Oh, but I don't use a shotgun. I use a little tiny knife.”

“I want to make him dead, I guess.”

“I've got all this troll adrenaline 'cause I'm all jacked up.”

“Nobody talks about your ass but me, motherfucker.”