“If you help someone in trouble today They will remember you when they are in trouble again tomorrow.”Tagged: Helping other people, trouble
“Saw 2 guys dressed just alike so I asked them if they were gay They beat me with their nightstick and then arrested me.”Tagged: Cops, gay
“I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day”Tagged: Shoes, Drug Dealer, tripping