“I use my grand IQ to decide what lip gloss to wear in the morning and how to hit three keggers before curfew.”Tagged: IQ, Lip Gloss, Keggers, curfew
“Jason Dean: Wanna go out tonight? Catch a movie? Miniature golf? Veronica: I was thinking more along the lines of slitting Heather Duke's wrists open, making it look like suicide. Jason Dean: Ah, now you're talking. I can be up for that. I've already started underlining meaningful passages in her…”Tagged: Miniature Golf, Suicide, Moby Dick
“Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?”Tagged: Fuck, gently, Chainsaw, Mother Teresa
“If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn’t be a human. You’d be a game show host.”Tagged: Happy, human, Game Show Hosts
“Dear Diary: My teen angst bullshit now has a body count.”Tagged: Diary, Teen Angst, Bullshit, Body Count