“Veronica: If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you? Heather McNamara: Probably.”Tagged: Suicide, Conformity
“Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make.”Tagged: Suicide, Understatement, Irony, teenager, Decisions
“Veronica Sawyer: If you think I'm doing another suicide note, you're wrong! Jason Dean: You don't get it, do you? Society nods its head at any horror the American teenager can think upon itself. Nobody is going to care about exact handwriting.”Tagged: Suicide, Suicide Attempts, Suicide Note, Penmanship
“Well, it’s just like they’re people I work with and our ‘job’ is being popular and shit.”Tagged: Job, Being Popular, Shit
“Heather Duke: Veronica, you look like hell. Veronica: Yeah? I just got back.”Tagged: Hell, Look Like Hell
“Betty Finn was a true friend and I sold her out for a bunch of Swatch dogs and Diet Coke heads. Killing Heather would be like offing the wicked witch of the West...wait, East. West! God! I sound like a fucking psycho.”Tagged: true friend, Swatch, Wicked Witch of the West, Pyscho, Diet Coke
“Veronica: I just killed my best friend. Jason Dean: And your worst enemy. Veronica: Same difference.”Tagged: Best friend, Worst Enemy, Same Difference
“Jason Dean: Well, let's take a look at some of the homosexual artifacts I dug up to plant at the scene. All right. Got an issue of Stud Puppy. Veronica: [laughs] Great! Jason Dean: Candy dish. Joan Crawford postcard. Let's see, some mascara. All right. And here's the one perfecto thing I picked up:…”Tagged: Homosexual, Artifacts, Stud Puppy, Joan Crawford, Mascara
“You were nothing before you met me. You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn. You were a Bluebird. You were a Brownie. You were a Girl Scout Cookie.”Tagged: Barbie, Bluebird, Brownies, Girl Scout Cookies
“Veronica: You know what I want, babe? Jason Dean: What? Veronica: Cool guys like you out of my life.”Tagged: Cool Guys, Get Lost
“Dennis: I'm not belittling the foodless fund, Peter, but we're talking teen suicide, here. I mean ask Alison; the number one song in America today is ‘Teenage Suicide, Don't Do It’ by Big Fun. Jesus, man, Westerburg finally got one of these things, and I'm not gonna blow it. Peter: Great, so Heather…”Tagged: Teenage Suicide, Foodless, Teen Suicide
“I can't believe you did it. I was teasing. I loved you. Of course, I was coming up here to kill you.”Tagged: teasing, I Love You, Death Threats
“My afterlife is so boring. If I have to sing ‘Kumbaya’ one more time...”Tagged: Afterlife, Boring, Kumbaya
“Westerburg Student: Did you hear? School's canceled today because Kurt and Ram killed themselves in a repressed homosexual suicide pact. Heather Duke: No way!”Tagged: Suicide, Repressed Homosexual, Suicide Pact