“Your honor, I can tell you are a reasonable horse. I am very pregnant because of what happened with Lupe. She ate my bus accident and all I wanted was to make Lupe into a book. I have too many good anuses ahead of me to spend my life in a cigar factory.”Tagged: subtitles, bad translations
“I know how dark it is for you right now; curled up, lying in your own emotional vomit. You're in hell now, Boomhauer. And the only way out is through a long, dark tunnel. And you're afraid to go in, because there's a train comin' at you, carryin' a boxcar full of heartbreak. Well, let me tell you…”Tagged: Hell, Boomhauer, Prison, Revenge
“Yeah, there's nothing worse than people not respecting you. Every time I get hooted at I have to take an hour of Tae Bo.”Tagged: Catcalls, Tae Bo, Self-Defense