“James Bond: What do I need to defuse a nuclear bomb? Dr. Christmas Jones: Me.”Tagged: nuclear bomb, defuse, Double Entendre
“James Bond: What business do you have with Elektra King? Zukovsky: I thought it was you who was giving her the business.”Tagged: Business, Double Entendre
“Lachaise: I'm giving you the opportunity to walk out with the money, Mr. Bond. James Bond: I'm giving you the opportunity to walk out with your life.”Tagged: Opportunity, Threat
“Lachaise: So good of you to come see me, Mr. Bond, particularly on such short notice. James Bond: If you can't trust a Swiss banker, what's the world come to?”Tagged: short notice, swiss banker, Trust
“[Bull is shot to see Zukovsky survived the explosion at the safehouse] Bull: Boss? You're alive! I'm so glad to see you! Zukovsky: Me too! [Shoots Bull]”Tagged: pleased to meet you, surprise murder
“James Bond: Construction isn't exactly my speciality. M: Quite the opposite, in fact.”Tagged: Construction, specialty, Opposite
“James Bond: You would commit suicide for her? Renard: You forget. I'm already dead. James Bond: Haven't you heard? So is she.”Tagged: Suicide, already dead
“Elektra King: I could have given you the world. James Bond: The world is not enough. Elektra King: Foolish sentiment. James Bond: Family motto.”Tagged: Motto, The World
“James Bond: [in bed with Jones] I was wrong about you. Dr. Christmas Jones: Yeah, how so? James Bond: I thought Christmas only comes once a year.”Tagged: Christmas, Double Entendres, orgasm
“Q: I've always tried to teach you two things. First, never let them see you bleed. James Bond: And the second? Q: Always have an escape plan. [his final lines in the series]”Tagged: Weakness, Learning, escape plan
“Zao: Why are you trying to kill me? Jinx: I thought it was the humane thing to do.”Tagged: Murder, Humane, Irony
“Reporter: After an entrance like that you can't be surprised you've been called a self-publicizing adrenaline junkie, can you? Graves: I prefer the term adventurer.”Tagged: adventurer, Adrenaline Junkie
“James Bond: You must be joking. Q: As I learned from my predecessor, Bond, I never joke about my work.”Tagged: joking, no joke
“James Bond: Check the tape. You'll find he's dead and she only has a flesh wound. Q: There's always an excuse, isn't there, Double-O-Zero?”Tagged: dead, flesh wound