“Alex, I haven't had sex in eight months and twelve days. I'm horny, I'm half-naked, and I'm saying yes. Do you want to stand there and talk metaphors, or do you want to literally take off your pants?”Tagged: Horny, Naked, Come-ons, Metaphors
“What? So I slept with him again. So I'm a big whore. A big horny whore who can't get enough.”Tagged: Whore, Horny, Sex
“I know you didn't wake up today expecting this was how your first day was going to go. You thought you would get to reattach an arm or observe brain surgery. Instead you helped save the life of a deer. You can bitch and complain about it or you can adjust your expectations. Cause like it or not…”Tagged: Expectations
“You never know the biggest day of your life is the biggest day. Not until its happening. You don’t recognize the biggest day of your life. Not until you’re right in the middle of it. The day you commit to something or someone….The day you get your heart broken. The day you meet your soul mate. The…”Tagged: Biggest Day of your Life, Commitment, Heartbreak, Soul Mate, Perfect Day