Quotes tagged ‘Come-ons’

“Danny O’Shea: Hey, I got an idea. How about we go put some mud tires on the go cart? Becky O’Shea: Nah. I don’t want to. Danny O’Shea: Alright, forget the tires. How about we go camping in the woods! Make moose sounds? Becky O’Shea: Nah. Danny O’Shea: All right, forget the moose sounds.”

— James Ferguson, Robert Shallcross, Tommy Swerdlow, Michael Goldberg, Danny O'Shea, Rick Moranis, imdb.com

“I want you to tear open my bra like it’s a Social Security check. Now fumble around and pretend like you’re trying to find your glasses.”

— John Phillips, Lenore, Aubrey Plaza, imdb.com

“[after Inara has been doing Kaylee's hair and Mal has ordered her out] Mal: You're servicing crew now. Inara Serra: [snickers] In your lonely, pathetic dreams.”

— Tim Minear, Joss Whedon, Inara Serra, Morena Baccarin, imdb.com

“Come on, Doc. Bend me over a bread rack and pound me into shape!”

— James Wong, Shelley, Chloe Sevigny, imdb.com

“Good evening. My name is Bond, James Bond. Your dancing is superb and so are you.”

— Richard Maibaum (Screenplay), Tom Mankiewicz (Screenplay), James Bond, Roger Moore, amazon.com

“Alex, I haven't had sex in eight months and twelve days. I'm horny, I'm half-naked, and I'm saying yes. Do you want to stand there and talk metaphors, or do you want to literally take off your pants?”

— Shonda Rhimes, Dr. Izzie Stevens, Katherine Heigl, imdb.com