I'm starting to feel like I don't know anything about my own asshole.
Catalog
Aidy Bryant
I shouldn't have to fucking trap you into treating me like I'm a human being.
I'm afraid that I'm feeling myself.
Because of what I looked like or because there's a certain way that your body is supposed to be, and I'm not that. And that maybe if I was just sweet enough and nice enough and easy-going enough with any guy, that would be enough for someone.
Do you think it would be ok if I just laid down on this couch and slept here until I died?
It's just, he liked me, and I didn't want him to stop liking me, so... I just went with it.
She wants me to transform, like a Transformer.
Annie: This is the best conversation we've ever had. Ruthie: Could I borrow $5? Annie: Oh. Sure. Ruthie: I mean $20.
I'm not wearing a bra and I'm a real fucking writer!
I'm not wearing a bra and I'm a real fucking writer!
No raw dogging. No hand dogging, no blow dogging.
'Cause I'm the one with the fat ass and big titties. So I get to decide what we do.
'Cause I'm the one with the fat ass and big titties. So I get to decide what we do.
I'm the one who's wearing heels right now, you know? I feel like a fuckin' idiot.
Ryan: Your eyes match your dress. Annie: Well, the meatballs match your eyes.
Ryan: Your eyes match your dress. Annie: Well, the meatballs match your eyes.
I love the whole female empowerment shit, I kind of invented it in the '90s, I was the original bass player in Bikini Kill.
Either 69 or get out of my face.
I don't apologize to white people.
You're so wise. And pretty. And wise.