“Did you get the deal you wanted on Black Friday or Cyber Monday? Just remember that orgasms are free and always available!”Tagged: Sex, orgasm, Shopping
“And what's stopping these people from masturbating before they get in their car? Maybe it's time they got their own place, no?”Tagged: Sex, masturbating, orgasm
“OK the earth wasn't shaking in NJ and Maryland because of great sex, it was sonic booms. Doesn't mean it couldn't happen. Go for it!”Tagged: Sex, orgasm, experiment
“Did you know that in ancient Jewish texts it says if a man gives his wife an orgasm before he ejaculates he'll be blessed with a son?”Tagged: Sex, ejaculation, orgasm, Children
“April Fools Day is only two days away! Bet you can't wait, can you? What, you don't like to fool around?”Tagged: Sex, april fools day, orgasm
“Study says more than half of Brits more excited by football than sex. Watching someone else score goal more exciting than scoring an orgasm?”Tagged: Sex, orgasm, Football
“Someone declared July 31st National Orgasm Day. How terrible... everyday should be orgasm day!”Tagged: Sex, orgasm, July