You know, it's moments like these when I realize how much of a superhero I am.
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Drew Pearce
Drew Pearce (born 24 August 1975) is a British screenwriter and producer. He is known for creating the cult hit British TV comedy No Heroics, co-writing Iron Man 3, and writing the story for Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation. In 2017, Pearce made his feature directorial debut with Hotel Artemis, a futuristic thriller set in a secret, members-only hospital for criminals. 2Early life While studying at Exeter University, Pearce’s first job was working at The Face magazine, for editor Richard Benson. Between 2000 and 2004, Pearce was the lead singer and guitarist in the London alt-country band Woodchuck, among various other music projects. 2Career 3Television 4No Heroics In 2007, Pearce created No Heroics, a sitcom about unsuccessful superheroes, following their R-rated off-duty exploits and their lives in hero-only pub The Fortress. The full series was shot in 2008, and released in October of that year. The show was ITV2's first original sitcom. It was well reviewed by the broadsheet and mainstream press, and would achieve a cult following. The Times showed their support of the show by saying "ITV2's new comedy No Heroics is fast, funny and a little ingeniou
My name is Tony Stark and I'm not afraid of you. I know you're a coward, so I decided...that you just died, pal. I'm gonna come get the body. There's no politics here, it's just good old-fashioned revenge.
You're in a relationship with me; nothing will ever be okay.
I thought things couldn't get any worse...then I turned on the TV.
My mom already left for diner and Dad went to 7-11 to get scratchers. I guess
Mr. Stark, I'm about to eat honey-roast ham, surrounded by the Agency's finest. The president's safe on Air Force One with Colonel Rhodes. I think we're good here.
Central to my administration's response to this terrorist event is a newly minted resource. I know him as Colonel James Rhodes. The American people will soon know him as the Iron Patriot.
Sir, I have an update from Malibu. The cranes have finally arrived and the cellar doors are being cleared as we speak.
President Ellis, you continue to resist my attempts to educate you, sir. And now, you’ve missed me again. You know who I am, you don’t know where I am, and you’ll never see me coming.
He's not here. Try the jet stream, speaking of which, go fish.
What are you doin', buddy? You out by yourself? A little date night? Watching your favorite chick flick maybe?
Let me tell you something. Do you know what happened when I told people I was Iron Man's bodyguard? They would laugh in my face. I had to leave while I still had a shred of dignity.
That's all you got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?
Look, if you want a launch product next year, I need Stark, He just lacked a decent incentive, Now, he has one.
No more false faces. You said you wanted the Mandarin, you're looking right at him. It was always me, Tony, right from the start. I am the Mandarin!
Tony, I swear, I'm gonna blow his face off!
You know who I am. You don't know where I am. And you'll never see me coming.
If you want this suit, you're gonna have to pry my cold, dead body out of it.
Oh, my God. That was really violent.
[last lines] And so, as Christmas morning began, my journey was at its end. You start with something pure. Something exciting. Then come the mistakes, the compromises. We create our own demons. As promised, I got Pepper sorted out. Took a little tinkering. But then I thought 'why stop there?' Of…