“Kimmy Schmidt: Your comforter smells terrible. Titus Andromedon: It's my cologne—Dutch Oven.”Tagged: Dutch Oven
“I was breaking into the Fed naked with 'OPEC' written on me in pig's blood before you were even a twinkle in the eye of the dog that mounted your mom.”Tagged: OPEC, Radicals, Dog Rape
“Jay: I'm going to lick the breakfast out of your molars. Lola: Hope you like Lean Pocket Shrimp Vindaloo.”Tagged: make-out, kiss
“Oh God, you're pale and sweating and shaking. You look like Prince Andrew getting interviewed.”Tagged: Similie Examples, Pale, sweaty, Prince Andrew
“Ah, yes, the feminine hygiene aisle. An entire section of the store designed to convince women their vaginas are repulsive in their natural state.”Tagged: Feminine hygiene, Trick, Repulsive