“Evan Baxter: I can't shave. Whenever I shave it just grows back! Marty: That's what happens when you shave. But then you shave again!”Tagged: shaving
“Ark Reporter: What makes you think God chose you? Evan Baxter: He chose all of us.”Tagged: God, Predestination
“Joan Baxter: Honey, maybe God didn't mean a literal flood. Maybe he meant a flood of knowledge, or emotion, or awareness. Evan Baxter: If that's true, I am going to be so pissed.”Tagged: biblical literalism, Noah, God, Flood, Pissed
“Evan Baxter: These birds had a big meal earlier. Rita: Want me to get my BB gun?”Tagged: Birds, Meal, BB Gun