Movie

Evan Almighty

by Steve Oedekerk, God and Evan Baxter, Morgan Freeman and Steve Carell, God, Morgan Freeman and 59 others

God contacts Congressman Evan Baxter and tells him to build an ark in preparation for a great flood.

(15 total)

Characters

Steve Oedekerk (15)Evan Baxter (5)Wanda Sykes (5)Steve Carell (5)Rita (5)God (2)Morgan Freeman (2)Jon Stewart (2)Joan Baxter (1)Lauren Graham (1)

“Did you just make a wardrobe change? This isn't the Oscars. You're not Whoopi.”

— Steve Oedekerk, Rita, Wanda Sykes, imdb.com

Tagged: oscars, Whoopi Goldberg

“Why do you sound like Evan Baxter but look like a Bee Gee?”

— Steve Oedekerk, Rita, Wanda Sykes, imdb.com

Tagged: Bee Gees, Falsetto

“Evan Baxter: I can't shave. Whenever I shave it just grows back! Marty: That's what happens when you shave. But then you shave again!”

— Steve Oedekerk, Evan Baxter, Steve Carell, imdb.com

Tagged: shaving

“I can't even get my cat to use the litter box.”

— Steve Oedekerk, Rita, Wanda Sykes, imdb.com

Tagged: Noah's ark, Litter Box

“The way things are going, if he gets any crazier, we might end up in the White House.”

— Steve Oedekerk, Rita, Wanda Sykes, imdb.com

Tagged: crazy, White House

“I now issue a new commandment: Thou shalt do the dance.”

— Steve Oedekerk, God, Morgan Freeman, imdb.com

Tagged: God, 10 Commandments, do the dance

“Have you been shootin' up Rogaine?”

— Steve Oedekerk, Rita, Wanda Sykes, imdb.com

Tagged: Rogaine, Balding

“Ark Reporter: What makes you think God chose you? Evan Baxter: He chose all of us.”

— Steve Oedekerk, Evan Baxter, Steve Carell, imdb.com

Tagged: God, Predestination

“Joan Baxter: Honey, maybe God didn't mean a literal flood. Maybe he meant a flood of knowledge, or emotion, or awareness. Evan Baxter: If that's true, I am going to be so pissed.”

— Steve Oedekerk, Evan Baxter, Steve Carell, imdb.com

Tagged: biblical literalism, Noah, God, Flood, Pissed

“Is that a llama with a hammer?”

— Steve Oedekerk, Joan Baxter, Lauren Graham, imdb.com

Tagged: llama, Hammer, Absurd

“Make thee an ark of gopherwood. Gopherwood?”

— Steve Oedekerk, Evan Baxter, Steve Carell, imdb.com

Tagged: God, Bible, Gopherwood

“He's filling the ark with two of every kind of animal. Still to be collected: two giraffes, two elephants...and one more jackass.”

— Steve Oedekerk, Jon Stewart, Jon Stewart, imdb.com

Tagged: Noah's ark, Jackass

“Evan Baxter: These birds had a big meal earlier. Rita: Want me to get my BB gun?”

— Steve Oedekerk, Evan Baxter, Steve Carell, imdb.com

Tagged: Birds, Meal, BB Gun

“Let me ask you something. If someone prays for patience, you think God gives them patience? Or does he give them the opportunity to be patient? If he prayed for courage, does God give him courage, or does he give him opportunities to be courageous? If someone prayed for the family to be closer, do y…”

— Steve Oedekerk, God, Morgan Freeman, imdb.com

Tagged: God, prayer, Patience, Love

“God: How do we change the world? Evan: One single act of random kindness at a time.”

— Steve Oedekerk, God and Evan Baxter, Morgan Freeman and Steve Carell, amazon.com

Tagged: World, changing the world, kindness, random kindness, single act of kindness