“Whillenholly: [Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner] They've got a monkey in there? Sheriff: An ape. Whillenholly: What? Sheriff: An orangutan's a member of the great ape family, it's not a monkey. Whillenholly: Look, who's the Federal Wildlife Marshal here, me or you? That's what I thought.”Tagged: Monkey, Ape, orangutan, federal wildlife marshal
“It may not be my way, but damn if there doesn't go one happy family. All right, gang, let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner, and then when the guys come out with the monkey, we'll...Fuckbeans. That was them, wasn't it?”Tagged: happy family, Monkey, tear gas