Quotes tagged ‘suck’

“We're gonna suck a person out of this person.”

— Armando Iannucci, Jon Brown, Herman Judd, Josh Gad, imdb.com

“Pete: You suck. See you Sunday. Kevin: Love you.”

— Jeff Schaffer, Jackie Marcus Schaffer, Kevin, Stephen Rannazzisi, imdb.com

“Men don't even have a tampon equivalent. Men suck.”

— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Susie Myerson, Alex Borstein, imdb.com

“I suck. I can't believe how much I suck.”

— Hannah Gadsby, Liz Doran, Thomas Ward, Josh Thomas, Tom, Thomas Ward, imdb.com

“Whose cock did you have to suck in a former life?”

— Elizabeth Sarnoff, Gene Cousineau, Henry Winkler, imdb.com

“If I suck balls, you are king of Suck Balls Mountain!”

— Jason Kim, Akhmal , Troy Caylak, imdb.com

“Ew, baby spit! YOU suck.”

— Wallace Wolodarsky, Sam Simon, John Swartzwelder, Jon Vitti, Jay Kogen, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

“Mary: Stan, I suck with kids. Marshall: So? You suck with grownups, too.”

— David Maples, Marshall Mann, Frederick Weller, imdb.com

“Gary: Look, son, it's OK to suck. But it's not OK to quit. And if that means making a fool of yourself in front of thousands and thousands of people, so be it. Justin: There's only, like, 80 people out there. Gary: Yeah, but it's gonna feel like thousands when they're throwing garbage at you...”

— Emily Kapnek, Sameer Gardezi, Gary Tolchuck, Scott Patterson, imdb.com

“I want today to be a beautiful memory that the staff and I share after I have passed on to New York. And if Toby is a part of it, then it'll suck.”

— Jennifer Celotta, Greg Daniels, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, imdb.com

“Ilana: Abbi, truth or dare? Abbi: You know what, I'm gonna go with dare. Ilana: I dare you to suck Jeremy's dick.”

— Tami Sagher, Ilana Wexler, Ilana Glazer, imdb.com

“Dr. Zack Addy: We suck at interpretation. Dr. Jack Hodgins: We absolutely blow.”

— Dean Widenmann, Zack Addy, Eric Millegan, imdb.com

“Just call me the suck-stopper. No, wait. Don't ever call me that.”

— Josh Bycel, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com

“Gus: Shawn, your horoscopes suck. Yours are all way too specific. Shawn: Maybe I wrote them with specific people in mind.”

— Daniel Hsia, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com

“Spoiler alert, the sweet potatoes SUCK! How'd you get the sweet out of the potatoes, Frannie?”

— Mike Barker, Keith Heisler, Roger The Alien, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“How are marriages like tornadoes? They begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, but in the end you lose your house.”

— punchin_mr_clown, reddit.com

“Vacuums are fucking useless. They suck at everything”

— Phatperson, reddit.com