Quotes tagged ‘erectile dysfunction’

“Max: I am the gangster of love. John: Gangster, huh? So tell me, was it more of a holdup than a stickup? Max: Even your infantile penis jokes seem funny and witty this morning.”

— Mark Steven Johnson, Max Goldman, Walter Matthau, imdb.com

“Yeah, well, you suffer from homo-unerectus. That means your wang is hugeified not by women but by a man.”

— Andrew Steele, Dennis McNicholas, Tim Meadows, Leon Phelps, Tim Meadows, imdb.com

“Clyde Barrow: Alright. Alright. If all you want's a stud service, you get on back to West Dallas and you stay there the rest of your life. You're worth more than that. A lot more than that. You know it and that's why you come along with me. You could find a lover boy on every damn corner in town. It…”

— David Newman, Robert Benton, Robert Towne, Clyde Barrow, Warren Beatty, imdb.com

“Selina Meyer: What would you guys do if you had to choose between your cock and your balls? Ben Cafferty: I could lose them both. I mean, at this stage they're purely decorative.”

— Georgia Pritchett, Will Smith, Selina Meyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

“Rachel: Hey, just so you know: it's NOT that common, it DOESN’T ‘happen to every guy,’ and it IS a big deal! Chandler: I KNEW it!”

— Wil Calhoun, Rachel Green, Jennifer Aniston, imdb.com

“If you need to find somebody with erectile dysfunction just to look around... it's not hard”

— Silverwave2, reddit.com

“I started a help group for people with erectile dysfunction.. Nobody came”

— volengr, reddit.com

“It's like a magic trick. Sometimes I think it would be easier to bend a spoon mentally than to make that transformation.”

— Lawrence H. Levy, Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

“You know it happens to everybody. It happened to Houdini. And he could get out of a trunk under water with his hands in chains! But he had a problem with that. The miracle is that it ever happens.”

— Lawrence H. Levy, Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

“Do not freak out (I repeat, do not FREAK out!) if he can't get it up or if he goes soft inside of you. This has nothing to do with you or the way you look. It does not mean you are terrible in bed or are not sexually pleasing.”

— Addriey Jones, elitedaily.com