He will ONLY communicate with you via Snapchat or text message. Don’t even bother calling. After ignoring your call, he’ll immediately shoot you a ‘sup?’ text.
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Gina Livorsi
He always talks about how he wants to make shitloads of money but has no ambition.
He’s that drunk asshole at the bar who spills beer all over you and doesn’t apologize or offer to buy you another drink.
He blows you off last minute and provides little or no explanation.
His idea of spontaneity is sending unsolicited dick pictures. Oh? It’s three P.M. on a Wednesday, and you’re in a meeting? HAH! Well, girl…SURPRISE!
His motto is ‘All bitches be crazy!’ He has nothing nice to say about his ex-girlfriends.
You don’t hear from him ALL day. When two A.M. rolls around, he slides into your inbox with a ‘You up?'
The number of women in his life is one giant mystery. You have no idea if those girls who are blowing up his social media are friends or f*ck buddies. When you ask him, he claims that they’re all just friends.
He blows you off last minute and provides little or no explanation.
You don’t hear from him ALL day. When two A.M. rolls around, he slides into your inbox with a ‘You up?’