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Gordon Smith

11 quotesCleric · United States Of America · Male

All Partners (1)Professional Career (1)Walking Into (1)Good (1)modern world (1)Euphemism (1)Court Case (1)Toilet (1)Panel (1)Profit (1)Blow Me (1)ends justify the means (1)flushing (1)Cops (1)Washroom (1)

From “RICO”

Blow my magic flute.

Blow Me Magic Flute Euphemism

From “Pimento”

I've known good criminals and bad cops. Bad priests. Honorable thieves. You can be on one side of the law or the other. But if you make a deal with somebody, you keep your word. You can go home today with your money and never do this again. But you took something that wasn't yours. And you sold it…

Criminals Cops Money Crime Good

Confidence is good. Facts on your side, better. Know what you're walking into.

Confidence Facts Walking Into

Howard Hamlin: It's easy money, Jimmy. No reason not to take it. Jimmy McGill: Go to hell, Howard! I'm not giving you my case. And I'm gonna tell every one of those clients what a lying miserable pig fucker you are. I will burn the whole thing to the ground before I give it to you!

Easy Money Clients Court Case Anger

From “Gloves Off”

Jimmy McGill: You are such an asshole. Chuck McGill: Why? For pointing out that her one mistake was believing in you?

asshole Believing In You argument

See, that's your problem, Jimmy. Thinking that the ends justify the means. And you're forever shocked when it all blows up in your face.

Problem Blow up in your face Shocked ends justify the means

From “Inflatable”

Sometimes you have to say something out loud to hear how crazy it sounds.

crazy Crazy Talk Hear Yourself Speak

Excuse me, can I have everyone's attention please? Everyone can hear me? Good. Frankly, this is not a conversation I ever thought I would have in my professional career. But it's been brought to my attention that we have an ongoing situation in the washroom. Someone is not flushing. Once is an…

Professional Career Washroom Brought to my attention flushing Toilet

From “Chicanery”

Electricity is everywhere in the modern world. But I very much appreciate the indulgence of the panel for their accommodation here today. I can handle this fine.

Electricity Handle This Panel modern world

From “Fall”

You think I'm trouble now, as your partner? Imagine me as your enemy.

enemies Partners Causing Trouble

Promise me you won't do anything stupid. Promise me.

promises stupidity Promise Me

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