“I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time and thinks I’m the best person in the world and wants to have sex with only me.”Tagged: Relationships, Dating, Love, Boyfriend, Casual Sex
“Hannah: Didn't you say that texting was the lowest form of communication on the pillar of chat? Marine: The totem of chat. No, the lowest, that would be Facebook, following by gchat, then texting, then email, then phone. Face to face is of course ideal, but it's not of this time.”Tagged: Texting, Facebook, Form Of Communication
“I don't want to freak you out, but I think that I may be the voice of my generation. Or at least, a voice of a generation.”Tagged: Voice Of A Generation, Using Your Voice
“Marnie: I was just thinking, I've been sexually irresponsible enough in my life thus far that I should have gotten pregnant by now and I never have. Like, I get my period at the same time, on the same day, of every monthly cycle, my entire life, like it's never strayed from that. Hannah: Then you're…”Tagged: period, Time Of The Month
“Hannah: I have a very bad fear of AIDS. Gynecologist: Have you known someone with AIDS? Hannah: It's more of a Forrest Gump based fear. That's what Robin Wright Penn's character died of.”Tagged: AIDS, Gynecologist, Forrest Gump
“You know what I'm going to do from now on, ask people if they're gay before I have sex with them.”Tagged: Sex, gay, LGBT
“I'm just worried that if we see each other we're going to end up having sex.”Tagged: Sex, Bad decisions
“It’s like, ‘Sorry I passed you an STD but I really enjoy your quirky web presence.’”Tagged: STDs, Quirky, Apologies
“I'm not asking anything. I'm really not asking you for anything. I've never asked you for anything. I don't even want anything, okay?”Tagged: Not Asking For Anything, Independent
“I really care about you and I don’t want to anymore because it feels too shitty for me.”Tagged: caring, shitty
“I don't even want a boyfriend….I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time and thinks I’m the best person in the world and wants to have sex with only me.”Tagged: Boyfriend, hang out, Sex
“You are from New York, therefore you are just naturally interesting. Okay? It is not up to you to fill all of the pauses. You are not in danger of mortifying yourself. The worst stuff that you say, sounds better than the best stuff that some other people say.”Tagged: New York, Interesting Conversation
“No one could ever hate me as much as I hate myself, okay? So any mean thing someone’s gonna think of to say about me, I’ve already said to me, about me, probably in the last half-hour!”Tagged: Self-hatred
“I know I always said he was murdery in a sexy way, but maybe he's murdery in a murder way.”Tagged: murderer, Sexy
“When we are together, he's SO there, and he's SO present, and then... he disappears for two weeks, and doesn't answer any of my text messages, and I feel as though I invented him.”Tagged: Ghosting, Text Messages
“I'm planning on writing an article that exposes all my vulnerabilities to the entire internet.”Tagged: Writing Articles, vulnerability
“Re: the threesome, I have enough trouble focusing where to place my attention on one person’s body.”Tagged: threesomes
“There are certain people who are meant to remain in your past. I made a mistake trying to repurpose you.”Tagged: Ex-Boyfriends, Keep The Past In The Past