Quotes tagged ‘AIDS’

“The worst of all of this is the lie that condoms really protect against AIDS. The condom failure rate can be as high as 20 percent. Would you get on a plane — or put your children on a plane — if one of five passengers would be killed on the flight? Well, the statistic holds for condoms, folks.”

— Rush Limbaugh, amazon.com

“I was just slamming every chick, smoking all the dope, doing all the drugs. You’re young, you’re successful, you’ve got a million dollars in the bank, and you think your dick’s invincible. But then that big disease came: AIDS. And it was like [screams].”

— Ozzy Osbourne, amazon.com

“Lina Bowman: This surprise better not be AIDS. Russ: Herpes? Lina Bowman: [laughing] You already gave me herpes.”

— Andrew Garland, Lina Bowman, Judy Greer, imdb.com

“AIDS was invented to keep Wilt Chamberlain from beating Steve McQueen’s sex record.”

— Donald Glover, Darius, Lakeith Stanfield, imdb.com

“Excuse me, who ordered the hamburger with AIDS?”

— Alexander Woo, Lafayette Reynolds, Nelsan Ellis, imdb.com

“Hannah: I have a very bad fear of AIDS. Gynecologist: Have you known someone with AIDS? Hannah: It's more of a Forrest Gump based fear. That's what Robin Wright Penn's character died of.”

— Hannah Horvath, Lena Dunham, imdb.com

“It can bother me. But the racist thing is just bullshit. I used a word that was taboo. And I used that word because it was taboo. I was pissed off about some black people that were trying to rob me. I wanted to insult those particular black people. I didn’t want to support racism. When I used the wo…”

— Axl Rose, rollingstone.com

“They'll never know that feeling what it's like to love without worrying that you're gonna die, or worse yet, that you're gonna kill somebody. I don't know what's shittier having that freedom taken away or never having had it to begin with.”

— Janet Mock, Ryan Murphy, Pray Tell, Billy Porter, imdb.com

“I've buried more friends in the last year than any of you can count! And when it's all over who knows how many of us will be left? So I don't need a bunch of immature 20-somethings, who just figured out how to wipe their own asses telling me how to act or feel! When y'all have walked a mile in my sh…”

— Janet Mock, Ryan Murphy, Pray Tell, Billy Porter, imdb.com

“When I joined the CIA, I knew the deal. If we make a mistake, we cover it up. Like the time Dick accidentally created feline AIDS and we covered it up by blaming it on gay cats.”

— Charles Suozzi, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Kyle: You guys! I have awesome news! Cartman: You have AIDS?”

— Trey Parker, Kyle Broflovski, Matt Stone, imdb.com

“Cartman: You were right, doctor. Everything is okay. Doctor: No, it's not. Eric, I'm afraid we accidentally infected you with the AIDS virus.”

— Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com

“Why did the blonde put condoms on her ears? To avoid getting hearing AIDS.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“But I am wearing the ribbon. He is wearing the ribbon. We are all wearing the ribbon! So why aren't you going to wear the ribbon?”

— Peter Mehlman, Bob, Yul Vazquez, imdb.com

“I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife and the only thing they did was kiss.”

— Pat Robertson, books.google.com

“You might get AIDS in Kenya, people have AIDS, you’ve got to be careful. I mean, the towels could have AIDS.”

— Pat Robertson, eonline.com

“My doctor said he could give me some aids for my erectile dysfunction. I told him that didn't sound like a good trade.”

— lostandalong, reddit.com

“What did it mean to have AIDS at that time, when diagnosis was an almost certain death sentence? It meant being perceived as a monster, an object of terror even to medical personnel. It meant being trapped in a body that was regarded as repellent, toxic, unpredictable and dangerous.”

— Olivia Laing, amazon.com