“Valerie: 'S,' because she’s so sublime, 'A,' because she’s awesome all the time! Harvey: 'B,' because she’s the best babe in school, 'R,' because she really makes me drool! Mr. Kraft: And 'I' is for the icon she’s become, 'N' is ‘cause she’s great, she makes me numb! All: And 'A,' it’s redundant to…”Tagged: Song, poem, Poetry, Cheerleader, Cheerleading
“Wait a minute. How are you gonna quit magic? Go to Witch Watchers?”Tagged: Pun, joke, witch, Magic, Weight Watchers
“But please don't ever do that again. Use magic with me. Or on me, or near me. Never again.”Tagged: Magic, Warning