“Hayley: What do you want, Jeff? Jeff: I've been drinking all night so I could get up the courage to tell you you're my woman. And I demand you come back. Hayley: No. Jeff: Okay. Bye.”Tagged: Refusal, Woman, Demand, bye, Rejection
“Plus-size women drive our economy with their purchases of Garfield books and Haagen-Dazs.”Tagged: Plus-size, Women, Economy, Garfield, Häagen-Dazs
“Hayley: That dream is a warning. Society's trying to brainwash me to conform, to color inside the lines, to get married and have babies. Well I'm not drinking the Kool-Aid anymore. Francine: Have you tried it with Splenda?”Tagged: Dream, Society, Brainwash, Marriage, Babies on Planes
“Jeff: How's you huge vagina? Hayley: Oh, yerhujeva? She's good. She's back in Croatia for the winter with the rest of the Gina family.”Tagged: Vagina, Goodd, Sarcasm, Croatia, Rest