“So, uh, Tina. I was wondering if, by any chance you're not doing anything tonight, which you probably are because you're not ugly, but if for some reason, you're not, would you maybe, possibly, no pressure if you can't, just wondering, you know, would you like to go out with me? Maybe.”Tagged: Dating
“Bugs Bunny: No, you idiot! Ask a woman! Daffy Duck: Ask a woman? But I have horrible luck with women!”Tagged: Women
“There's so many layers to casseroles, just like they are so many layers to a person.”Tagged: Casserole, Layers, Similie Examples
“We tell children so many lies. Not to worry, not to be afraid, not to believe in monsters. But why don't we tell them the truth? There are monsters. They're just not under the bed.”Tagged: Lies, worry, monsters, Fear
“You know, I used to feel bad for you. I prayed for you. But I do not feel bad for you anymore, and I will not pray for you anymore.”Tagged: Bad, Pray, Change
“To get to the bottom of something, sometimes you have to remind yourself that if you don't risk anything, you risk everything. And the biggest risk you can take is to risk nothing. And if you risk nothing, what you're really doing is risking not getting to the bottom of something. And if you don't…”Tagged: Risk, Remind, Taking Chances