Quotes tagged ‘Viagra’

(15 total)

“Why are more and more young men using Viagra?”

“You know what happens when a politician takes Viagra? He gets taller.”

— John O'Brien, Jonathan L. Davis, Uncle Jesse Duke, Willie Nelson, imdb.com

“Mrs Ari: I want three weeks in the south of France with the children. Ari: Oh my God baby, of course you can go. Mrs Ari: With you. And if you're not home by 2AM, I'm gonna be standing at the gate screaming 'Ari Gold, super agent, forgot his Viagra.'”

— Rob Weiss, Ari Gold, Jeremy Piven, imdb.com

“Adam Groff: You said there was gonna be no judgement. Is three viagras bad? Her reaction made it seem like it was bad. I feel lightheaded and I can taste scampi. Maeve Wiley: No wonder. You could besiege a castle with that thing. Adam Groff: I said stop staring at it! Maeve Wiley: Sorry, it's like a…”

— Laurie Nunn, Maeve Wiley, Emma Mackey, imdb.com

“Q: What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra? A: Taller.”

— Anonymous, lawyersweekly.com.au

“Jamie Randall: [about selling Viagra] Bruce? Bruce? I want that account! Bruce Winston: Why would I give it to you? Jamie Randall: Who can sell dick drug better than me?”

— Charles Randolph, Edward Zwick, Marshall Herskovitz, James Randall, George Segal, imdb.com

“Farva: Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners. Thorny: You know, Farva, only you can make a dark man blush. And no, we're not doing it.”

— Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Steve Lemme, Erik Stolhanske, Farva, Kevin Heffernan, imdb.com

“We're consumers. We are the byproducts of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra.”

— Chuck Pahlaniuk, Tyler Durden, Brad Pitt, amazon.com

“Sam: Turns out Harold was stealing the other residents' Viagra. Dean: I know. A real dick move, huh?”

— Robbie Thompson, Sam Winchester, Jared Padalecki, imdb.com

“If you are alone and taking Viagra, You are being too hard on yourself.”

— porichoygupto, reddit.com

“Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police better be on the lookout for two hardened criminals.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“As of the 25th of January, viagra is going to be sold by its chemical name. Ask your pharmacist for mycoxaflopin.”

— PM_ME_XBOX__CODES, reddit.com

“I hope when I get old my friend steals my Viagra pills. So I can tell him it was a dick move.”

— StormWolf03, reddit.com

“Did you hear about the group lobbying against Viagra? They were met with stiff resistance.”

— WiFilip, reddit.com

“Viagra. The little blue pill can do a lot more than just treat erectile dysfunction or impotence in men; it can also boost men’s sexual performance.”

— Lizette Borreli, medicaldaily.com