It's not a disease, it's a Russian novel.
— Charles Randolph, Edward Zwick, Marshall Herskovitz, California Man, Peter Friedman, imdb.com
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Love & Other Drugs
Maggie, an alluring free spirit who won't let anyone - or anything - tie her down. But she meets her match in Jamie, whose relentless and nearly infallible charm serve him well with the ladies and in the cutthroat world of pharmaceutical sales. Maggie and
What do you say we blow this joint and then each other?
— Charles Randolph, Edward Zwick, Marshall Herskovitz, Josh Randall, Josh Gad, imdb.com
I'm full of shit, okay? No I'm... I'm knowingly full of shit. Because, uh... because uh, uh... I have... I have never cared about anybody or anything in my entire life. And the thing is, everybody just kind of accepted that. Like, 'That's just Jamie.' And then you!... Jesus. You. You. You didn't see…
— Charles Randolph, Edward Zwick, Marshall Herskovitz, James Randall, George Segal, imdb.com
You are not a good person because you pity-fucked a sick girl.
— Charles Randolph, Edward Zwick, Marshall Herskovitz, Maggie Murdock, Anne Hathaway, imdb.com
Jamie Randall: Hey, Lisa. Bruce Winston: Her name's not Lisa. Jamie Randall: I know. I know. But, if every time I say 'Hey, Lisa', then eventually she'll come up to me and she'll be like, you know, 'My name's not Lisa it's... Jennifer'... whatever, and I'll do a big apology and I'll say, 'I thought…
— Charles Randolph, Edward Zwick, Marshall Herskovitz, James Randall, George Segal, imdb.com
Maggie Murdock: I'm gonna need you more than you need me. Jamie Randall: That's okay. Maggie Murdock: [crying] No, it's not! It isn't fair! I have places to go! Jamie Randall: You'll go there. I just may have to carry you. Maggie Murdock: ...I can't ask you to do that. Jamie Randall: You didn't.
— Charles Randolph, Edward Zwick, Marshall Herskovitz, James Randall, George Segal, imdb.com
Jamie Randall: [about selling Viagra] Bruce? Bruce? I want that account! Bruce Winston: Why would I give it to you? Jamie Randall: Who can sell dick drug better than me?
— Charles Randolph, Edward Zwick, Marshall Herskovitz, James Randall, George Segal, imdb.com
Sometimes the thing you most want doesn't happen.
— Charles Randolph, Edward Zwick, Marshall Herskovitz, James Randall, George Segal, imdb.com
I used to worry a lot about who I'd be when I grew up. You know, like how much money I'd make or, umm, like some day I'd become some big deal. Sometimes, the thing you want most doesn't happen. And sometimes, the thing you never expect does. Like giving up my job in Chicago and everything and decidi…
— Charles Randolph, Edward Zwick, Marshall Herskovitz, James Randall, George Segal, imdb.com
I want us. This. You.
— Charles Randolph, Edward Zwick, Marshall Herskovitz, James Randall, George Segal, imdb.com
Let's just say in some alternate universe, there's a couple just like us, okay? Only she's healthy and he's perfect. And their world is about how much they're going to spend on vacation or who's in a bad mood that day, or whether they feel guilty about having a cleaning lady. I don't want to be thos…
— Charles Randolph, Edward Zwick, Marshall Herskovitz, James Randall, George Segal, imdb.com
Sometimes the things you want the most don't happen and what you least expect happens. I don't know—you meet thousands of people and none of them really touch you. And then you meet one person and your life is changed forever.
— Charles Randolph, Edward Zwick, Marshall Herskovitz, James Randall, George Segal, imdb.com
Those who are happy are not without pain, they just know how not to be controlled by it.
Jamie Randall: You got any advice? California Man: You don't need my advice. Jamie Randall: Come on. I'm very trainable. California Man: My advice is to go upstairs, pack your bags, and leave a nice note. Find yourself a healthy woman. I love my wife. I do. But I wouldn't do it over again. The thing…
Maggie Murdock: I'm gonna need you more than you need me. Jamie Randall: That's okay. Maggie Murdock: No it's not! It isn't fair! I have places to go! Jamie Randall: You'll go there. I just may have to carry you. Maggie Murdock: ...I can't ask you to do that. Jamie Randall: You didn't.
— Jake Gyllenhaal, Anne Hathaway, Jamie Randall, Maggie Murdock, amazon.com
Let's just say in some alternate universe, there's a couple just like us, okay? Only she's healthy and he's perfect. And their world is about how much they're going to spend on vacation or who's in a bad mood that day, or whether they feel guilty about having a cleaning lady. I don't want to be thos…
Sometimes the things you want the most don't happen and what you least expect happens. I don't know - you meet thousands of people and none of them really touch you. And then you meet one person and your life is changed forever.