“Lucy: You remember my dad? Jimmy: Oh yeah, the God guy. Eric: Yeah, I see how you charmed my daughter.”— Catherine LePard, Rev. Eric Camden, Stephen Collins, imdb.com
“Bay: I mean, do churchy people even go in for bachelorette parties? Daphne: C'mon, we don't have to have a penis piñata, but we can still have some fun!”— James Stoteraux, Chad Fiveash, Daphne Vasquez, Katie Leclerc, imdb.com
“What we are like religious Jews?”— Micah Fitzerman-Blue, Noah Harpster, Shelly Pfefferman, Judith Light, imdb.com
“I have no weapons of any kind. The word of God is the only protection I need.”— Robert Kirkman, Father Gabriel Stokes, Seth Gilliam, imdb.com
“But I can't believe that God, who is so good, is going to everlastingly burn anybody. He couldn't, you know! It would hurt Him so much to see poor creatures writhing about in flames for ever — we would not be able to bear it, and I'm quite sure it would make Him miserable even in heaven. Because He…”— Marie Corelli, amazon.com
“The Jesus I believe in would have a lot to say about the many things that cause pain and suffering to millions of people around the world. The Jesus I believe in isn’t obsessed with America, because He didn’t invent America. He loves all people everywhere absolutely equally.”— Jamie Tworkowski, twitter.com
“Jack: Elisa is deeply religious. Liz: If I had those knockers, I’d be thanking God, too.”— Tina Fey, Jack Burditt, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com
“Revered monks and people. This public rally is aimed at informing the whole world of the will of the people”— Aung San Suu Kyi, amazon.com
“No matter where I am or what I do, it's impossible for me to be separate from God and for this, I am so very grateful.”— Iyanla Vanzant, twitter.com
“You ever hear girls say that? "I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual." I like to reply with "I'm not honest, but you're interesting!"”— Daniel Tosh, amazon.com
“My girlfriend's dad is so religious, he won't let us sleep together... Which is a shame, because he's a really attractive man.”— madazzahatter, reddit.com
“The voluntary spilling of semen outside of intercourse between man and woman is a monstrous thing. Deliberately to withdraw from coitus in order that semen may fall on the ground is doubly monstrous. For this is to extinguish the hope of the race and to kill before he is born the hoped-for offspring…”— John Calvin, amazon.com
“Some obsessions relate to perfectionism—everything must be even or exact, for example, so they may repeat body moments in symmetry. Some people have superstitious ideas. Some are bothered by unwanted sexual thoughts or religious concerns.”— Karen Pallarito, health.com
“In most of the world circumcision, aside from religious purposes, is not a common practice.”— Amanda Chatel, thoughtcatalog.com