“Jane: Oh, I'm no good at this stuff. So, instead of telling you the reasons that I love you, I'm going to tell you the reasons that I don't. I don't love you because you're smart and kind. I don't love you because you're hardworking and competitive and way too defensive. Michael: I'm not defensive.…”Tagged: Love, I Love You, Confession of Feelings, defensive, Sassy
“Lina: What did you expect? He's a rich playboy. Jane: A rich playboy with an entitled attitude missing a basic sensitivity chip. He was so much nicer in my head. Lina: That's because he's a good kisser.”Tagged: rich, Playboy, kiss, Entitled, Attitude
“Rafael: I saw you come out here. You looked kind of upset. Jane: Yeah. I didn't want to ruin my mom's night, so. Rafael: What happened? Narrator: And that's when Jane looked at Rafael and said the words she knew would change everything forever. Jane: I broke up with Michael.”Tagged: breakup, upset, Relationship, couple, Forever
“Jane: Looks like I'll be teaching at a Catholic high school. Xiomara: Maybe you don't tell them you're a pregnant virgin. Jane: The nuns or the high schoolers? Alba: Both.”Tagged: Catholic, Religion, virgin, pregnant, Contradiction
“Lina: Frankie heard cuts are coming. Will you ask Rafael if it's true and who's getting fired? Jane: Oh, I don't think that's a good idea. Lina: Oh, please, Jane? I need this job. I drink for free and it's so close to my gym. Jane: Yeah, I don't think I can use that argument with Rafael.”Tagged: Work, Fired, Stress, Job, gym
“Jane: What if we blew them off and went to see a movie, just the two of us. Is that terrible? Michael: I'd love to. Jane: I love you too. What? Michael: Nothing. We've just never said that to each other before. Jane: You just did. Michael: ...Actually, I said, 'I'd love to.' Jane: Oh... Michael: But…”Tagged: Love, Love Confession, Relationships, Dating, I Love You
“Michael: Jane, what's wrong? Jane: Rafael and I broke up. Michael: Are you okay? Narrator: Which brings us back to the last stage of grief: acceptance. Jane: Yeah, I am, actually. I have to be. Better to know now, you know? Before the baby comes, in the long run, it's better to know now.”Tagged: Break Up, Heartbreak, Grief, Acceptance, stages of grief
“I just needed to prove I can do it myself, because I’m going to have to do things myself now! And I know you’re here, but still, there are some things I need to do on my own. Okay? As a single mother. Because that’s what I am. And I didn’t see it coming, Abuela… I just wanted to know I can do…”Tagged: SIngle Mother, mother, Motherhood, Strong, Independent
“Jane: You got married? By a Cher impersonator? Narrator: Oh if I could turn back time.”Tagged: married, Cher, celebrity, Pop Culture, Impersonator
“It was the best kiss of my life, Mom. And suddenly it was so clear: it's Michael.”Tagged: kiss, Love, Relationships, The One, couple
“Lina: Jane, I didn't do it. Jane: So you weren't drinking at work. Lina: Oh, of course I was drinking at work. But ever since they put in the new rules, I bring my own booze.”Tagged: Drinking, Work, Alcoholic, booze, accusation
“Jane: It's fine, I don't like surprises, remember? This is good, I can get a manicure, be Instagram-ready. Xiomara: Wait, does that mean you're saying 'yes'? Jane: I love him so much. He is my future, who else could it be?”Tagged: Proposal, surprise, Ready, Instagram, Manicure