Quotes tagged ‘gym’

“Your gym is a skid mark on the underpants of society.”

— Rawson Marshall Thurber, White Goodman, Ben Stiller, imdb.com

“Fail English, no biggie. Fail gym, then we need to talk.”

— Aaron Martin, Yan Moore, Paige Michalchuk, Lauren Collins, imdb.com

“Cathy Jamison: I'll pay you a 100 bucks for every pound you lose. Here. Here's a good faith... $23. We meet in the gym every Friday at 2:00 for weigh-ins. If you smell like a cigarette, the deal is off. Andrea Jackson: This skinny bitch will see you on Friday, then.”

— Darlene Hunt, Cathy Jamison, Laura Linney, imdb.com

“Marshall: Man, every time I walk into a gym it gets my blood up. Scott Worley: Oh, did you play? Marshall: Badminton. We played our tournaments here. See this scar? Shuttlecock injury. Ended my career.”

— David Maples, Matt Ward, Marshall Mann, Frederick Weller, imdb.com

“Lina: Frankie heard cuts are coming. Will you ask Rafael if it's true and who's getting fired? Jane: Oh, I don't think that's a good idea. Lina: Oh, please, Jane? I need this job. I drink for free and it's so close to my gym. Jane: Yeah, I don't think I can use that argument with Rafael.”

— Meredith Averill, Christopher Oscar Pena, Jane Villanueva, Gina Rodriguez, imdb.com

“G.T.L, baby! Gym, tan, laundry!”

— Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, imdb.com

“I wound up shame-eating the whole pizza. I woke up all greasy and sweaty. My sheets looked like what they wrap deli sandwiches in. Maybe I should join a gym. Do you go to a gym?”

— Jamie Rhonheimer, Ted Mosby, Josh Radnor, imdb.com

“It’s not just dressing for success that leads to gym glory, talking the talk really can help you walk the walk, apparently.”

— Tyler Schmall, nypost.com

“You know your gym is owned by a fucking moron if they have a bunch of machines and no squat rack.”

— Dan Bilzerian, twitter.com

“Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym that she calls it James.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“People, never throw your weights. Be careful!!! You will hurt someone!!! GYM ETIQUETTE PEOPLE!!!!”

— Cassey Ho, twitter.com

“I signed up for a gym membership this year. So far I've managed to lose £200.”

— Stew02, reddit.com

“I'm starting a gym where we bring exercise equipment right to your front door, whether you requested it or not. I'm calling it "Jehovah's Fitness"”

— SnideOctopus, reddit.com

“When you have reached the point where you are comfortable being naked in your own home, it is time to take your nakedness on the road. When you go to the gym, do you change in the locker room in front of people or do you seek out a part of the locker room where there are no other women? Perhaps you…”

— Sienna Sinclaire, yourtango.com

“Gym locker room. If you work out together then this is a perfect option for the two of you to explore. After a pumped up workout session and sweat-soaking time in the gym, you would surely want to revel, grab hold of each other, strip, and make love!”

— Sharanya Manola, bollywoodshaadis.com