Quotes tagged ‘Weddings’

“The photographer who got sick after shooting the COVID-positive groom said her experiences throughout the pandemic have left her a little depressed.”

— Emily McCullar, texasmonthly.com

“There is such a thing as a micro-wedding or an elopement.”

— Jamie Wolfer, youtube.com

“For some couples, it’s about using the power of their purse to support entrepreneurs who have historically had fewer opportunities. Other couples simply feel more comfortable working with women. In some cases, they are even paying more to work with independent, local women business owners rather tha…”

— Alyson Krueger, nytimes.com

“It’s no secret that your wedding website is the perfect place to share your registry. But, take it a step further by also sharing the story behind your registry, or as we like to call it: your 'registory.' Take this chance to tell your guests why you’ve chosen to register for certain things.”

— Sarah Hanlon, theknot.com

“I won’t exactly look like the Hulk — maybe more like Superman after having a few Chipotle burritos — but it’s possible that I’ll require alterations nonetheless. And as per my contract, if I do, I’ll bear full financial responsibility for them.”

— E.J. Dickson, nytimes.com

“On my birthday I said ‘yes’ & ‘forever’ to the love of my life.Chandler, close to 6 years ago I fell in love with you and every day since has been a whirlwind of adventure and true happiness.Here’s to a lifetime of friendship, purpose and unconditional love❤️”

— Bindi Irwin, twitter.com

“Oh, wedding in Hawaii! Real original!”

— Jason Segel, Peter Bretter, Jason Segel, imdb.com

“I’d felt married to him in every way but legally. What I didn’t want was a wedding.”

— Phoebe Lapine, marieclaire.com

“It seems more people are concerned about same-sex marriages than are concerned with someone on fire.”

— April Jennifer Choi, pinknews.co.uk

“Ellen: You set standards that no family activity can live up to. Clark: When have I ever done that? Ellen: Parties, weddings, anniversaries, funerals, holidays... Clark: Goodnight, Ellen. Ellen: Vacations, graduations...”

— John Hughes, Clark Griswold, Chevy Chase, imdb.com

“This may seem like an extreme position, but I believe that the custom of offering plus-ones—overwhelmingly to people who have romantic partners, as if that kind of partnership is more valid or serious than non-fucking ones, as if people in romantic relationships are less able to handle doing a singl…”

— Maria Yagoda, broadly.vice.com

“Sheriff Andy Taylor: Anybody here know why these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace. I now pronounce you man... Opie Taylor: I know why they shouldn't be married. Sheriff Andy Taylor: Opie, what're you tryin' to do? Opie Taylor: I'm speakin' now so's I won't have to forever…”

— Jack Elinson, Charles Stewart, Opie Taylor, Ron Howard, imdb.com

“It is a truth universally acknowledged that finding something to wear to a wedding where you are a guest is one of the hardest sartorial endeavors known to humankind.”

— Harling Ross, manrepeller.com

“Weddings are … a lot. And that’s under non-extreme weather circumstances. They’re expensive and emotionally trying (family dynamics, guest list drama … take your pick). The execution is challenging, even for the most relaxed couple. Maybe because these days, weddings can feel like theater put on for…”

— Jenna Gottlieb, manrepeller.com

“Oh great, you were invited to another wedding. Time to open up another credit card, take out a small loan and re-evaluate exactly how close you still are to your college roommate or high school friend.”

— Melissa Kravitz, free.vice.com

“Like, you can’t go to brunch in most areas without running into a gaggle of women in matching outfits.”

— Nashville Resident, buzzfeed.com

“If any contract between men required the non-white one to adopt the legal identity of his Caucasian companion, would we pop the champagne?”

— Barbara Kingsolver, theguardian.com

“Just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.”

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com

“Weddings are basically just funerals with cake.”

— Justin Roiland & Dan Harmon, Rick Sanchez, imdb.com

“Now listen here, I'm going to give you all a piece of advice because it's too late for this guy. Here's what I recommend to you. If you have someone that you think is the one...take that person and travel around the world. Buy a plane ticket for the two of you to travel all around the world and go t…”

— Bill Murray, parade.com