“A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your…”Tagged: Married Couple, doctor
“Some people are like slinkies.. not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.”Tagged: Slinkie, People