“I wish that I could be productive, functioning member of society when it gets nice outside but that’s not how this works.”Tagged: humor, Bad Habits
“I don’t need a Commando 450 like Kramer got on the black market in that episode of Seinfeld, but I think I do need to go with a double shower head. I could even make this a fun little Saturday chore.”Tagged: LOL, humor, Showers, showering, Bathing
“Getting married at 23 is all fun and games until you realize that you should have waited until your spouse could afford a ring from somewhere other than Claires.”Tagged: LOL, humor, Roasted
“As I creep closer towards 30 years old I’m finding myself researching the best kind of coffee bean to buy and whether or not this Cuisinart is a machine that can brew me a solid cup. I need to get a life.”Tagged: LOL, humor, Coffee