“If we're worried about wasting water, maybe take that up with large corporations rather than regular people who just, in the middle of a once-in-a-generation event, want to feel clean.”— Jihan Forbes , allure.com
“I don’t need a Commando 450 like Kramer got on the black market in that episode of Seinfeld, but I think I do need to go with a double shower head. I could even make this a fun little Saturday chore.”— John Duda, postgradproblems.com
“It's disgusting. I'm sitting there in a tepid pool of my own filth. All kinds of microscopic parasites and organisms having sex all around me.”— Marjorie Gross, Peter Mehlman, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com
“Bathe together. Draw a warm bath and take out those aromatic oils to make the experience even more sensual. Then, lead your special someone to the bathtub as you both undress—and don’t forget the flower petals and tea light candles.”— Tiffany Grace Reyes, lovepanky.com