“I don’t need a Commando 450 like Kramer got on the black market in that episode of Seinfeld, but I think I do need to go with a double shower head. I could even make this a fun little Saturday chore.”Tagged: LOL, humor, Showers, showering, Bathing
“I apologize for the vagueness, but I want it to smell like nothing, and right now it smells like something.”Tagged: LOL, Homes, Home, Smells, Aesthetic
“I won’t eat (except when I get hungry). I won’t sleep (unless of course I get tired). And I certainly won’t drink (unless I get bored while staking out the stoop in front of my door and my tummy starts begging me for some nog).”Tagged: LOL, Stolen Mail, Stolen Packages, Amazon Prime, Fa La La La La
“Getting married at 23 is all fun and games until you realize that you should have waited until your spouse could afford a ring from somewhere other than Claires.”Tagged: LOL, humor, Roasted
“As I creep closer towards 30 years old I’m finding myself researching the best kind of coffee bean to buy and whether or not this Cuisinart is a machine that can brew me a solid cup. I need to get a life.”Tagged: LOL, humor, Coffee