“Honestly, it smells so bad... It smells like a moose had sex with a bucket of Chinese food in here, like musty... and you kind of look like Jesus and Patrick Dempsey had a child, and that child grew older and then got really sick.”Tagged: Smells, Bad, Simile Examples, jesus, Patrick Dempsey
“Why would I want to spend tonight partying with a bunch of people whose biggest problems revolve around whether or not to send their Yorkshire terriers to therapy, huh? Give me one decent reason.”Tagged: party, People, Problems, therapy, Yorkshire terrier
“Evan Lawson: What's my favorite sport, Hank? Hank Lawson: Extreme social climbing?”Tagged: Sport, Favorite, social climbing, Extreme, Sassy
“Hank Lawson: Yeah, and all month I've been saying 'No way.' Evan Lawson: I thought you meant no way like 'No WAY!' Hank Lawson: I haven't meant it that way since I was ten.”Tagged: month, No way, Meaning, Confusion