“Matt Jensen: Did you shower? Clay Jensen: I totally showered. Matt Jensen: I feel it's possible you didn't shower. Clay Jensen: I didn't shower. Look, I just...I turned the water on just now, and I thought about it all, the whole thing, taking clothes off, dealing with hair, and I just...I couldn't…”Tagged: showering, cleanliness
“The sharks were in the water, Jess. I pulled you into the boat. That's what friends do.”Tagged: Sharks, Lifeboat, Friends
“Bryce Walker: [to Jessica about Alex] Okay, seriously, how does he get all the hot girls? I mean his dick must be huge. Jessica Davis: Only one huge dick in the vicinity at the moment, Bryce.”Tagged: Big Dick, Double Entendres
“Bryce Walker: Listen, Laura, you ever want to swing the other way... Laura: You'd be the last person I called. Right before the police.”Tagged: Swinging, Gay Conversion, Sexual Harassment