“Mac MacGuff: Who is the kid? Juno MacGuff: The-the baby? I don't really know much about it other than, I mean, it has fingernails, allegedly.”Tagged: kid, father, fingernails, Baby
“You're like naturally smart, and you're not like everyone else. You don't stare at my stomach all the time, you look at my face and every time I see you, the baby starts kicking super hard.”Tagged: Smart, Stomach, face, Baby, kicking
“Can't we just like kick this old school? You know, like I stick the baby in a basket, send it your way, like Moses and the reeds?”Tagged: kick it, Old School, Baby, basket, Moses
“I was thinking I could, like, have this baby, and give it to someone that like totally needs it, like a woman with a bum ovary or a couple of nice lesbos.”Tagged: Baby, Adoption, overaries