“As boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni. And I know people are supposed to fall in love before they reproduce, but—I guess normalcy isn't really our style.”Tagged: Love, Pregnancy, Dating, Relationships, Couples
“Juno: What? Cause I got bored and had sex with you and I didn't want to, like, marry you? Bleeker: Like I'd marry you! You'd be the meanest wife ever, okay? And I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a lot of stuff on TV, and then 'The Blair Witch Project' was coming on Starz and…”Tagged: humor, Virginity, Love, Marriage, Friendship
“Bleeker: I still have your underwear. Juno: I still have your virginity. Bleeker: Would you shut up?”Tagged: humor, Love, Funny, Virginity
“Juno: I'm just, like, losing my faith with humanity. Mac: Can you can narrow that down for me? Juno: I just wonder if like, two people can ever stay together for good. Mac: You mean like couples? Juno: Yeah, like people in love. Mac: Are you having boy troubles? Because I gotta be honest with you; I…”Tagged: humor, Family, humanity, Love, Couples
“Juno: I think I'm in love with you. Bleeker: You mean as friends? Juno: No... I mean for real. 'Cause you're, like, the coolest person I've ever met, and you don't even have to try, you know... Bleeker: I try really hard, actually.”Tagged: Love, Friends, cool, trying too hard