“My step-mom is forcing me to eat really healthy. She won't even let me stand in front of the microwave or eat red M&Ms.”Tagged: Pregnancy, healthy
“As boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni. And I know people are supposed to fall in love before they reproduce, but—I guess normalcy isn't really our style.”Tagged: Love, Pregnancy, Dating, Relationships, Couples
“Ultrasound Technician: I just see a lot of teenage mothers come through here and it's obviously a poisonous environment to raise a baby in. Juno: How do you know I'm so poisonous? What if these adoptive parents turn out to be, like, evil molesters? Leah: Or, like, stage parents. Bren: They could be…”Tagged: Family, humor, Pregnancy, Trades, Special
“Excuse me. I am a sacred vessel, alright? All you've got in your stomach is Taco Bell.”Tagged: humor, Pregnancy