“Dorothy: Why did I ever marry that man? Sophia: Because he knocked you up! Dorothy: Why did I let that happen? Sophia: Because he got you drunk! Dorothy Why am I even discussing this with you? Sophia: Beats the hell out of me!”Tagged: Drunk, Knocked Up, Marriage, Divorce
“Blanche: [after being awakened by the ringing phone] I'm as jumpy as a virgin at a prison rodeo! Dorothy: Boy, that's pretty jumpy.”Tagged: Prison, Rodeo, Jumpy
“Blanche: I also happen to have a room for rent, and the name is Blanche Devereaux. Rose: Why would you name a room Blanche Devereaux?”Tagged: Dangling Participle
“Dorothy: Ma, where are you going? Sophia: [on Mrs. Claxton] To throw some holy water on her. If she spits up pea soup and her head spins around, we're in big trouble!”Tagged: The Exorcist, Linda Blair, Demonic Possession, Holy Water
“Rose: Where are you going? Dorothy: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide in the car.”
“I slept with my two brothers until I was seventeen. I was engaged to one for a very short period of time, but that's a separate story.”Tagged: Incest
“At my age, how much can I sin? What, I had an impure thought? I'd kill to have an impure thought.”Tagged: Sin, Impure Thoughts, Aging, Getting Older