Quotes tagged ‘old age’

“I always thought I'd be dead by 25. Instead I just lost my hair.”

— Ike Holter, Bob Fosse, Sam Rockwell, imdb.com

“[It's] too late for me. I'm seventy now—too old to fight, too old to challenge authority, however evil... but not too old, however, to wish you and your friends the best of luck in their extremely interesting enterprise.”

— Nunnally Johnson, Field Marshal Gerd von Rundstedt, Leo G. Carroll, imdb.com

“My problem, really, is I don’t remember I’m 70.”

— Ozzy Osbourne, theguardian.com

“I like to think that maybe one day you'll be an old man like me, talking a younger man's ear off, explaining to him how you took the sourest lemon that life has to offer and turned it into something resembling lemonade. If you can do that, then you will still be... taking three babies home from this…”

— Dan Fogelman, Dr. Nathan Katowski, Gerald McRaney, imdb.com

“Shagga: How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin? Tyrion Lannister: In my own bed at the age of 80, with a bellyful of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock!”

— George R. R. Martin, Tyrion Lannister, Peter Dinklage, imdb.com

“Albert Rosenfield: I said, you've gone soft in your old age. Gordon Cole: Not where it counts buddy.”

— Mark Frost, FBI Deputy Director Gordon Cole, David Lynch, imdb.com

“Enya-style music: Take a look, take a look, take a look above the sky! Come and fly, take a ride— Stan: This music is terrible! It's cheesy but lame, and eerily soothing at the same time! Grampa: Now you know what's it's like to be old!”

— Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Stan Marsh, Trey Parker, imdb.com

“You know, at my age I only have one speed: breakneck. Of course I don't call it that. Because it is a very real fear.”

— Nancy Fichman, Jennifer Hoppe, Grace Hanson, Jane Fonda, imdb.com

“Ah, the old gal down in the pharmacy doesn't know that I've retired, so she still hooks me up with free morning-after pills.”

— David Tennant, Bob Kelso, Ken Jenkins, imdb.com

“I do. Yes, I do. Sick have I become, old and weak... When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not, hmm?”

— Lawrence Kasdan, George Lucas, Yoda, Frank Oz, amazon.com

“After 80, every year without a headstone is a milestone!”

— Barry Fanaro, Mort Nathan, Terry Grossman, Kathy Speer, Sophia Petrillo, Estelle Getty, imdb.com

“Ray Donovan: Getting married would give me front row ticket to the movie of your life. Wouldn't you want someone to change your diapers when you're older. Sydney Manning: Baby, if I *ever* need diapers, just take me out back and shoot me.”

— Janine Sherman Barrois, Ray Donovan, Jonathan Tucker, imdb.com

“Basically, when you get to my age, you'll really measure your success in life by how many of the people you want to have love you actually do love you.”

— Warren Buffett, businessinsider.com

“To me, the thing about birthday parties is that the first birthday party you have and the last birthday party you have are actually quite similar. You know, you just kinda sit there...you're the least excited person at the party. You don't even really realize that there is a party. You don't know wh…”

— Larry Charles, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

“A young man who is unable to commit a folly is already an old man.”

— Paul Gaugin, amazon.com

“A 93 year old man is sat on the kerb crying. A passerby stops and asks, ‘What’s the matter?’ The old man looks up and cries, ‘I’m 93, married to a gorgeous 21year old who wants fucking before breakfast, lunch and tea, and then twice again at night!’ The passerby laughs, ‘What’s the problem then?’ Th…”

— Big_Miss_Steak_, reddit.com

“At the age of twenty six I am in the condition of an aged person — all my old friends are gone ... & my heart fails when I think by how few ties I hold to the world....”

— Mary Shelley, amazon.com

“A senior citizen is sitting at a bar. A young woman walks in and sits down a couple seats over. The old man gets up, shuffles over to her, leans over and asks "So, do I come here often?”

— picolonikolo, reddit.com

“Old age ain’t no place for sissies. You’re up against a lot of obstacles, including your own worries and other people’s expectations of you as you age, but as long as you remember that you’re in control of your own well-being, you can succeed no matter how old the calendar tells you are. Hold on to…”

— Sandra LaMorgese, journal.thriveglobal.com

“I just want to be old enough to not give a f*ck.”

— Josh Peck, twitter.com