Quotes tagged ‘play on words’

“Silly guards, dogpiles don’t work on cats.”

— Tom Wheeler, Tommy Swerdlow, Paul Fisher, Puss in Boots , Antonio Banderas, imdb.com

“Bonnie: Okay. Did he or did he not use your credit card to buy a $100,000 baby Beanie Feldstein Beanie baby? Connie: That baby Beanie Baby was an investment, baby. Bonnie: Baby, between you and me, he shouldn't have bought that Beanie Beanie Baby. Connie: Well, this is not the Jonah Hill I will die…”

— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Mark Levin, Nick Kroll, Connie the Hormone Monstress , Maya Rudolph, imdb.com

“Gentlemen, believing in rom-communism is all about believing that everything's gonna work out in the end.”

— Bill Lawrence, Brendan Hunt, Jason Sudeikis, Ted Lasso, Jason Sudeikis, imdb.com

“You're in serious chick-sand.”

— David Caspe, Brad Williams, Damon Wayans Jr., imdb.com

“Take your hand off my daughter or you won't get a scene, you'll get a broadway musical.”

— Jenny Bicks, Elizabeth Chandler, Libby Reynolds, Kelly Preston, imdb.com

“I call lies. Lies-ah Minnelli.”

— Jennifer Kaytin Robinson, Jenny Young, Gina Rodriguez, imdb.com

“You know, I used to think you couldn't spell 'platypus' without 'us.'”

— Jon Colton Barry, Jeff 'Swampy' Marsh, Dan Povenmire, Phineas Flynn, Vincent Martella, imdb.com

“Joel: What time is it? Midge: Kill me o’clock.”

— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Miriam “Midge” Maisel, Rachel Brosnahan, imdb.com

“Poop, there it is!”

— Justin Nowell, Rio, Lake Bell, imdb.com

“Watch your front because we've got your back!”

— Luvh Rakhe, Marquita Robinson, Lamar Woods, Cecilia "Cece" Parikh, Hannah Simone, imdb.com

“He's a looney. Just like his tunes.”

— Edgar Wright, Leon "Bats" Jefferson III, Jamie Foxx, imdb.com

“VH1 Reporter: Derek, are you worried about Hansel? Derek Zoolander: Uhh, not as much as I'm worried about Gretel.”

— Drake Sather, Ben Stiller, Derek Zoolander, Ben Stiller, imdb.com

“A lifetime of disappointments has given me douche-ray vision.”

— Dan Harmon, Britta Perry, Gillian Jacobs, imdb.com

“I think I'm done nursing the patience.”

— Foo Fighters, open.spotify.com

“Bong. James Bong.”

— Bill Krebs, Dominic Dierkes, Sean Clements, Blake Henderson, Blake Anderson, imdb.com

“Ralph: That valentine sure was funny! Lisa: I'm glad you liked it. Ralph: It says 'choo-choo-choose me' and there's a picture of a train. Lisa: Yeah, nice gag. Ralph: So... do you like... stuff?”

— Frank Mula, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com

“Lisa: I've got something for you. Ralph: 'Let's be friends.' It says 'bee,' and there's a picture of a bee on it!”

— Frank Mula, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com

“Betty: Um, so you mean you're bisexual? Hunter: That's right, babe. If you buy, I'm sexual.”

— Silvio Horta, Betty Suarez, America Ferrera, imdb.com

“Welcome to Prisneyland, Fish.”

— Paul Scheuring, Fernando Sucre, Amaury Nolasco, imdb.com

“Check it. I got a dirty ass martini and a clean white power suit.”

— Naomi Ekperigin, Anthony King, Jen Statsky, Ilana Wexler, Ilana Glazer, imdb.com