“Frank: Another week of command and I'd have had you out of that dress! Klinger: I'm not that easy.”— Larry Gelbart, James Fritzell, Everett Greenbaum, Major Franklin Marion Burns, Larry Linville, imdb.com
“Frank: Klinger, I want to see you out of that dress...tonight! Klinger: Never on a first date, sir!”— Larry Gelbart, John D. Hess, Major Franklin Marion Burns, Larry Linville, imdb.com
“I lived with him for forty years, I never saw him trying on my underwear. As soon as he leaves the house, he turns into J. Edgar Hoover!”— Tom Gammill, Max Pross, Tom Gammill and Max Pross, Estelle Costanza, Estelle Harris, imdb.com