“Mary: Stan, I suck with kids. Marshall: So? You suck with grownups, too.”Tagged: suck, kids, Grownups, Diss, Sassy
“Despite my athletic prowess and my eagerness to please you, I cannot outrun a horse.”Tagged: athletic, prowess, eager
“Marshall: Man, every time I walk into a gym it gets my blood up. Scott Worley: Oh, did you play? Marshall: Badminton. We played our tournaments here. See this scar? Shuttlecock injury. Ended my career.”Tagged: gym, Blood, pressure, play, Sports Groupies
“Mary: I love you like an eight dollar whore. Marshall: I'm sure you mean that in a good way.”Tagged: Love, Cheap, Whore, good way