“Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death... which I hope is soon. Amen.”Tagged: Drinking, Hungover
“Anka: I'm from Germany, where the age of consent is 14. Archer: What is it, the Alabama of Europe?”Tagged: Germany, Consent, Sex, Alabama
“Why would you serve dates and not have a place to put the pits? You know, some people just have no class.”Tagged: parties
“This funeral's a real who's-who. Henry Winkler, Jake and Maggot Gyllenhaal, that Pakistani girl who keeps winning Nobel Prizes—I'm gonna go rub me some elbows.”Tagged: Funeral Crashing, Networking
“Charlie: Why were you sleeping in? Mac: Oh, God. Well, because I drank three bottles of champagne and hung out with a stray dog all night under a bridge, okay? It was sweet.”Tagged: Drunk, champagne, dog, sweet
“When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.”Tagged: Relationships, Dating, red flags, Quote of the Moment, Falling In Love