Quotes tagged ‘Dysfunctional Family’

“No one sees the perfect con coming, especially inside their own home.”

— Nicole, Nicole, Siena Agudong, imdb.com

“We never went to ballgames. The only sport my dad liked was yelling.”

— Michael Kalesniko, Len Blum, Howard Stern, Howard Stern, imdb.com

“Sam: I feel I'm in a real family now. Not like yours, but similar to one. Suzy: I always wished I was an orphan. Most of my favorite characters are. I think your lives are more special. Sam: I love you, but you don't know what you're talking about. Suzy: I love you, too.”

— Wes Anderson, Roman Coppola, Sam Shakusky, Jared Gilman, imdb.com

“Michael Corleone: I spent my life protecting my son. I spent my life protecting my family! Kay Corleone: Let's be reasonable here, Michael. I mean, that's your big thing, isn't it? Reason backed up by murder. Michael Corleone: Oh, God, you hate me. You hate me. Kay Corleone: No, I don't hate you, Mi…”

— Mario Puzo, Francis Ford Coppola, Don Michael Corleone, Al Pacino, imdb.com

“Mike: We're all family here. Archie: Don't remind me!”

— Michael Ross, Archie Bunker, Carroll O'Connor, imdb.com

“Brian Griffin: Seriously, who buys a novelty fire extinguisher? Peter Griffin: I'll tell you who: someone who cares enough about physical comedy to put his entire family into serious danger, that's who.”

— Danny Smith, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“It's not my fault your family doesn't want you around, Nicky. Jesus. Can you blame 'em?”

— Eliza Clark, Jonathan Lisco, Joshua "J" Cody, Finn Cole, imdb.com

“You know what I've learned? You don't have to stick with the family you were born into. We can make a new one.”

— Jessica Goldberg, Noa, Britne Oldford, imdb.com

“What is that, the theme of this family? When in doubt, blame Will.”

— Gayle Abrams, William 'Will' Smith, Will Smith, amazon.com