“Oh, I’m going to have to lie to the rabbi about why Joel’s not there. Lying to the rabbi on Yom Kippur! I couldn’t get a clean slate for one fucking day”Tagged: Lie, rabbi, Clean Slate, upset
“Tell Ethan I’ll pick him up tomorrow. Don’t baptize him while I’m gone.”Tagged: baptize, Sassy, Motherhood, upset
“You said you didn’t want our life. But this is our life. You didn’t go somewhere exotic or different, you went across the fucking street”Tagged: Life, situation, upset
“Like, it’s Adam and Eve time, and I marry Adam’s son, Cain. We get a nice little place, we’re very happy, and then one day Cain leaves me for, I don’t know, his brother Abel, because there’s only four fucking people on the planet at this point! And then Adam, Adam takes my house and tells me to do…”Tagged: Adam And Eve, Comparrison, upset, unfair
“See, my life completely fell apart today, and here’s why. My father-in-law owns my house. And he took it back when his son left me. Actually, that doesn’t sound funny at all.”Tagged: father in law, Ownership, House, upset, tricky situation