Episode

The Disappointment of the Dionne Quintuplets

by Amy Sherman-Palladino, Abe Weinberg, Tony Shalhoub, Daniel Palladino, Miriam “Midge” Maisel and 2 others

Midge begins to move on from her once perfect life. Susie shows Midge the ropes while going on a tour of New York comedy clubs. Rose takes a bit too much pleasure in Midge's new living arrangements.

(7 total)

Characters

Rachel Brosnahan (6)Miriam “Midge” Maisel (6)Amy Sherman-Palladino (5)Sheila Lawrence (2)Tony Shalhoub (1)Abe Weinberg (1)

“Tell Ethan I’ll pick him up tomorrow. Don’t baptize him while I’m gone.”

— Sheila Lawrence, Miriam “Midge” Maisel, Rachel Brosnahan, imdb.com

Tagged: baptize, Sassy, Motherhood, upset

“You said you didn’t want our life. But this is our life. You didn’t go somewhere exotic or different, you went across the fucking street”

— Sheila Lawrence, Miriam “Midge” Maisel, Rachel Brosnahan, imdb.com

Tagged: Life, situation, upset

“So this is what you were missing Joel? Pot roast and Santa Claus?”

— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Miriam “Midge” Maisel, Rachel Brosnahan, imdb.com

Tagged: Missing, Pot Roast, santa clause, Sassy

“I don’t have my apartment anymore. You have my apartment. You have a lot of my things, actually. You’re welcome.”

— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Miriam “Midge” Maisel, Rachel Brosnahan, imdb.com

Tagged: apartment, Sassy, You're Welcome, Things

“You know, it’s funny. I thought I’d find you squatting in some downtown smoke-filled atelier, not two blocks away, living the Methodist version of our life.”

— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Miriam “Midge” Maisel, Rachel Brosnahan, imdb.com

Tagged: downtown, squatting, Methodist, Lives

“If women don’t realize what’s going on in the world, they won’t step in and fix it.”

— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Miriam “Midge” Maisel, Rachel Brosnahan, imdb.com

Tagged: Woman, feminism

“To be truly effective, you must be ugly.”

— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Abe Weinberg, Tony Shalhoub, imdb.com

Tagged: ugly, Being Ugly, How To Be Effective, The Problem With Being Beautiful